ABBA Week, Day 2: I Have A Scheme (Song reminder of what we taxpayers are up against and sung to the tune of “I Have A Dream”[1])

By Siesta-friendly

I have a scheme that may not bring
A bit of help to those paying
If you see me wander, dealing everywhere
You can always be sure I’m getting quite a share
I believe in patrons
And I know that they will protect me
I believe in patrons
Knowing they will benefit with me
I’ll push the deal … I have a scheme
I’ll push the deal … I have a scheme

I have a scheme, a deal to bring
much wealth to me and my family
And my percentage makes it worth my while
Pushing negotiations still another mile
I believe in patrons
And I know that they will protect me
I believe in patrons
Knowing they will benefit with me
I’ll push the deal … I have a scheme
I’ll push the deal … I have a scheme

I have a scheme that’s promising
To help me pay for anything
If you see me wander, working off my tail
You can always be sure I’ll never be in jail
I believe in patrons
And I know that they will protect me
I believe in patrons
Knowing they will benefit with me
I’ll push the deal … I have a scheme

[1] ABBA. “I Have A Dream”. Voulez-Vous. Polar Music, 1979.

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